My Girlfriend Eating Things

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Panery Canary

03/30/12
When my girlfriend eats, she brings people together. Often with a sweet accompanying t-shirt theme.

When my girlfriend eats, she brings people together. Often with a sweet accompanying t-shirt theme.

12/16/11
Pretty sure we both gained five pounds about a half hour after I took this photo.

Pretty sure we both gained five pounds about a half hour after I took this photo.

12/14/11
She had trouble putting her bib on.

She had trouble putting her bib on.

12/13/11
My girlfriend is allergic to apples, but that won’t stop her from eating them.

My girlfriend is allergic to apples, but that won’t stop her from eating them.

12/12/11

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Gentlemen, behold: Your dream girl. A plate filled with French Toast and Turkey Sausage, being devoured by a girl wearing a Motley Crue shirt. And she actually likes them, too. Can’t beat it.

Gentlemen, behold: Your dream girl. A plate filled with French Toast and Turkey Sausage, being devoured by a girl wearing a Motley Crue shirt. And she actually likes them, too. Can’t beat it.

12/11/11

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My girlfriend is in her mid 20’s, but the act of eating makes her look like she’s five.

My girlfriend is in her mid 20’s, but the act of eating makes her look like she’s five.

12/11/11

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“This food is so delectable it’s undressing my left shoulder.”

“This food is so delectable it’s undressing my left shoulder.”

12/9/11

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Using two hands to eat one item of food. That’s my little chipmunk.

Using two hands to eat one item of food. That’s my little chipmunk.

12/9/11

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Most people hold their hair back while vomiting. My girlfriend holds her’s back to make sure food enters her mouth unobstructed.

Most people hold their hair back while vomiting. My girlfriend holds her’s back to make sure food enters her mouth unobstructed.

12/9/11

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